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Been busy trying to finish up my contract this week. Next week will have more time to write less content-oriented posts.

That being said, Happy Hump Day!

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Music Soothes The Savage Breast…err…Beast

A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women’s breast implants.
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This is a major breakthrough as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them…

Every Humpday deserves a larf or two; Have a Happy One!

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Here is some advice from an expert:

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home.
2. It’s important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.
3. It’s important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.
4. It’s important to have a woman who has a job.
5. It’s important to have a woman who likes you.
6. It’s important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.
7. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
8. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn’t lie to you.
9. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed.
10. It’s very, very, VERY important that these nine women do not know each other

Sincerely,

Tiger Woods

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Little Blue Pill Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet.
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He asked about using one of the pills.
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The son said, “I don’t think you should take one Dad; they’re very strong and very expensive.”
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“How much?” asked Grandpa.
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“$10.00 a pill,” Answered the son.
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“I don’t care,” said Grandpa, “I’d still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I’ll put the money under the pillow.”
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Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, “I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00.”
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I know,” said Grandpa. “The hundred is from Grandma.”

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