Happy Friday!
Friday indeed. Even when yer lookin for work its nice to make it to Friday.
Interview in 2 hours and its going down to -19° today. Wheee!
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50: Fahrenheit (100C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35: Fahrenheit (1.60C)
Italian cars won’t start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32: Fahrenheit (00C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0: Fahrenheit (-17.90C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60: Fahrenheit (-510C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100: Fahrenheit (-730C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173: Fahrenheit (-1140C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.
-460: Fahrenheit (-2730C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying “Cold eh?”
-500: Fahrenheit (-2950C)
Hell freezes over.
The TorontoMaple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.