Well; after 42 days off (hmmm…very hitch hikery) - back to work.   Wifey’ll be glad to have me out from underfoot methinks.   And on that note, here’s some funnies :D

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small town and pointing to it, told the children that it was St. Andrew’s Church.
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Just then, her young son piped up, “It must be a franchise, we’ve got one of those in our town too.”