Happy Toosday!

Tuesday and warm at last.  Time to drag the camper trailer out of the hydro easement and get the yard cleaned up.   Still 30 days til pool gets uncovered though.

CubicHole Wars

Daily Bacon

101 Bacon Products for Fans of the Other White Meat

Quite a big list of bacon awesomeness!

Dilbert Consulting


18 Days and Counting!

I See Dumb People


(WLWT)   It’s all fun and games till the guy riding on a skateboard while being pulled by a truck falls and hits his head

(Short List)   Burglar calls police mid-burglary when he thinks he hears another burglar burgling the same house. Burgle

(NBC San Diego)   The judge didn’t want to sentence the police officer to jail for DUI because that would result in him getting fired
Thats some mighty fine police work there Lou
(International Business Times)   Custodian finds active pipe bomb on elementary school roof and BRINGS IT INSIDE before calling police

(The Sun)   Tara Reid is in the news for: A) Writing and directing a film that is already getting Oscar buzz B) Opening an orphanage in Ecuador C) Getting drunk and demanding a discount at a clothing store in LA
Tara who you say? Think Saved by the Bell...

Internet Finds


Never Drink and Shop!

Final Word

Hospital Bill
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering , a nun asked him how he was going to pay the bill.
He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, “No money in the bank.”
The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”
He said, “Just a spinster sister, who is a nun.”
The nun, slightly perturbed, said, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.”



Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?
Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

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